How to Give Your Cat a Pill

To recap my last 7 days:

1. I reclaimed my love with Blue Moon.
2. My cat (Chloe) has acne.
3. My job is on the brink of kicking my ass.
4. I locked my best friend’s 3 year old in the car requiring both the local sheriff and a fire brigade to rescue him.
5. I suffered through a mild bout of food poisoning brought about by my own cooking.

Pretty eventful, don’t you think? But poor Miss Chloe. My neighbors below have crazy animals, so I blame them for why Chlo-Chlo has fleas. I’ve treated her twice, washed all linens and clothing she’s touched or could have possibly touched, and vacuumed every single day, but she’s still infested. Dr. Lisa gave me a prescription for some good flea medication, and then she discovered that kitty has acne. Acne? On a cat? I paid $15 for animal-friendly Clearasil.

Oh, and while this is the first time I ever locked keys inside a car (and did it spectacularly by locking Little Man inside as well), it is not the first time my cooking has made me sick.